Author Archives: Mikey
Stupid Warning Labels
Printed on the side of the plastic shopping bag my lunch came in, it says: “Warning: To avoid danger of suffocation, keep this plastic bag away from babies and children. Do not use this bag in cribs, beds, carriages or … Continue reading
She’s cute, but is she…
Caring or Controlling? B-R-C is away this week, on a canoe trip up north. Before she went, she left me two notes (below) on the fridge. I can’t decide if it’s nice that she cares enough about my well-being to … Continue reading
When the mouse is away…
You know, since B-R-C has been gone this week, out of town visiting Old Montreal with her mother, I really should have been able to write a little more. But you know, I didn’t even think about it. I was … Continue reading
Happy Birthday to ME!!
It was EXACTLY 47 years ago today to the MINUTE that I popped out of my Mommy and said “Hello!” to the world. I weighed a mere FIVE pounds and 13 ounces. I guess I’ve made up for it since? … Continue reading
Oh, Miss Manners…?
I needed to go from my desk to the kitchenette to clean out my drinking cup. As I leave my desk, I pop a nice tasty morsel into my mouth. After all, you need nourishment for such a long trip, … Continue reading
NEWS FLASH!!
After reading through some of my friends’ journals, I have come to the conclusion that I lead a BORING Life. Question: Have I always been this boring? Or has My Life suddenly become so over the past few years because … Continue reading
Scrub the Club
So B-R-C’s family is in town. I’m overwhelmed by the nattering old ladies and ensuing Soap Opera!! Lord, love a duck!! As for Thursday, I think we’ve decided that we’re going to scrub the clubbing idea after all. The reasons … Continue reading
