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Truth vs. Fiction

One of my colleagues was recycling a binder left behind by his predecessor. The label on the side of the binder read: QALITY ASSURANCE You can’t write this stuff!

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Stupid Warning Labels

Printed on the side of the plastic shopping bag my lunch came in, it says: “Warning: To avoid danger of suffocation, keep this plastic bag away from babies and children. Do not use this bag in cribs, beds, carriages or … Continue reading

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Ground Rules for the Snoop Sisters

(B-R-C & SongBird offer to de-clutter the basement) These rules are being set out for the benefit of all people involved in this de-cluttering effort. The rules provide the Snoop Sisters with guidelines on how to get the best enjoyment … Continue reading

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I can’t tell the difference. Can you tell the difference?

Last night before turkey dinner, I was making some drinks. Rum and (sugar-free, calorie-free) cola. I started making mine with Diet Coke, but my brother insisted he wanted his with Coca-Cola Zero. So I looked at the labels, and I … Continue reading

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