Yearly Archives: 2002

Santa Claus is CUMMING to toww-oww-owwn!!!

So far, in my incomplete, incomprehensive, and totally unofficial poll of random livejournal users, XXXmas (yes, that’s how I now “spell” it…) is running slightly in favour by a margin of about 65% to 35% against.

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This is my brain NOT on drugs!

Is it just me and the way my brain works, or is the entire world so extremely fucked up these days? So tammy2tall came over for a short visit tonight. Any visit she makes is always too short.

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Double Bills

tammy2tall is coming over for a visit tonight, so after dinner— which might be Turkish or curry— we’re going to watch a video, since there’s nothing worth seeing at the second-run cinemas. Her first choice would be Lord of the … Continue reading

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Is that a MONKEY in your pants…

…or are you just glad to see me? In today’s newspaper: Man’s pants hide monkeys UNITED STATES: Customs officials opened his suitcase and a bird of paradise flew out but that was nothing compared to what they found in his … Continue reading

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What were they thinking?

In today’s newspaper on the bus: The New World Trade Center Site Design Concepts have been announced. While I haven’t really taken a good look at them all, one in particular stood out to me: “Design Firm G” is proposing … Continue reading

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Well, Duh!

Sex toy gifts should surely be portable, wrappable and, very important, effective. Plus, batteries must be included…

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Dinner Next Week!

Dinner next week, according to my sister-in-law, will be a traditional English Christmas dinner: turkey, stuffing, special potatoes, squash, brussel sprouts, gravy, cranberries, plum pudding with hard sauce and whip cream, and Christmas cookies. [Boxing Day] Brunch is shaping up … Continue reading

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