…or are you just glad to see me?
In today’s newspaper:
Man’s pants hide monkeys
UNITED STATES: Customs officials opened his suitcase and a bird of paradise flew out but that was nothing compared to what they found in his pants— a pair of pygmy monkeys.
Californian Robert Cusack has been sentenced to 57 days in jail for trying to smuggle the monkeys, four exotic birds and 50 rare orchids into Los Angeles Airport in June after a trip to Thailand, officials said yesterday.
Brings new meaning to the expression “Hot monkey love”!!
