Is it just me and the way my brain works, or is the entire world so extremely fucked up these days?
So tammy2tall came over for a short visit tonight. Any visit she makes is always too short. But there’s only so much in this world I can contol, and she is not one of them. That’s okay, because I like her just the way she is.
We needed food… I offered to cook… she wanted take-out… I didn’t feel like cooking anyway… didn’t feel like going to a restaurant… didn’t feel like going to a movie… too many fecking people… we both hate crowds… we both hate XXXmas shopping crowds even worse… so we went out to the mall to see if the food court might be riskable… it was actually fairly not too crowded… lots of seats available so we ate our teriyaki chicken and bitched and cursed the world… that’s a common habit of ours… then we went to Kernals for popcorn… gotta have popcorn for a movie!… getting out of the food court was a challenge… all the stupid people decided to crowd around in front of me all at once… that set me into “gauntlet mode”… piece of advice: unless you outweigh me by a fair amount, don’t make the mistake of getting in front of me when I’m in “gauntlet mode”… I WILL bowl you over, and if you are lucky I won’t stop to apologize… if you are UNlucky, I will stop to say something to you, but you won’t like it and wish I hadn’t… off we got through the mall… hey mister: get your spawn out of my path!… hey, teenage girl with the denim skirt: nice boots! you get nose bleeds riding those things?… beep! beep! coming through! thanks for the dance, have an ice day!… finally we get to Kernals… I got a medium bag of low-fat air-popped caramel, and a medium bag of low-fat air-popped California sweet corn… she got a small bag of jalapeno and a small bag of light butter… and off we go, out of the mall, back to the parking lot, in the car, out on to the street, stop at a light… honk? honk? what? you need directions? okay, so you take this road until you get to the third light, take a left until you reach the curve, and veer to the right, turn right at the next light after the cathedral of st. thomas and the knights of the round table, another right after the second left, no you have to make a note of the lefts because the streets don’t line up, and after the fourth light, make a left and you can’t miss it… stupid tourist! that will teach you to ask ME for directions when I’m in my “I hate the world because it’s XXXmas” mood… finally we get back to my place… my really nice and clean place since I spent the better part of the day cleaning up… I even steam cleaned the bird cages!!… we watched Lara Croft: Tomb Raider… it was quite good, actually, better than I anticipated… and the “Making of” bonus after the movie was really interesting… but tammy2tall didn’t get to see it because she had to leave right after the feature presentation… her husband is on nights so she had to go home and feed and walk the doggie… but it was a good visit, even if it was too short!
So the point of it all is this: Someone in the as their user icon. Is it just me, or does this look like a medical drawing of the female reproductive organs, including the falopian tubes?
