Author Archives: Mikey

An article from today’s freebie newspaper… Best friends fill acceptance need There are some days when pulling your hair out seems like a pleasant diversion.    On such a day, getting a cheerful call from a best friend can just … Continue reading →

but before I do, here’s a couple of quickies for you. A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and tries to write with it. She looks up … Continue reading →

Sent to me by someone on my trivia team… Why do dimes, quarters and half dollars have notched edges, while pennies and nickels do not?

This from the toronto-goth mailing list: Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2003 18:59:07 -0500 (EST) From: jaymonster Subject: actor needed Male subject needed for student film short. Appearance does not matter. It needs to be filmed within a week. Subject must … Continue reading →

For my lunch today, I’m having a nice garden salad and a thing of Our Compliments Low in Fat Cantonese Noodles Instant Pasta. The preparation directions read, and I quote: Using Boiling Water: Pull lid back halfway. Add boiling water … Continue reading →

Stolen shamelessly from frequincy: 1. I ______ The Great and Powerful Wizard of Xooz. 2. The Great and Powerful Wizard of Xooz is ______ . 3. If I were alone in a room with The Great and Powerful Wizard of … Continue reading →

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