but before I do, here’s a couple of quickies for you.
A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket and tries to write with it.
She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, “Well, that’s great, just great. Some asshole’s got my pen.”
and in my horoscope today: “Woman’s crankiness means it’s time to eat out. (And she might like it if you take her out to a nice restaurant, too!) Frolic with like-minded soul. Be attentive to youngster’s pleas.”
I wonder what it all means?
