Author Archives: Mikey

I got this one from elexa: A — Act your age? Never; I usually seem 10 to 20 years younger than my chronological age. B — Born on what day of the week? Thursday. C — Chore you hate? Dishes. … Continue reading →

tammy2tall was so pissed-off after watching the news last night, she sent a nasty email to the U.S. Embassy in Ottawa, attention Ambassador Cellucci.

I was chatting with someone on another list somewhere, and said this about Mauoooove, the cutest little Goth Cow you’ll ever meet! They asked if I still had the Goth Cow. Yup, and the herd has grown! A couple of … Continue reading →

Got this from 50_ft_queenie: Xoozis aToast-Eating Robot Monkey …with a Battle Rating of 7.4 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey candefeat Xooz, enter your name: We did battle; we tied…

We’ll take poutine, modify it slightly as follows, and sell it in the States in (dis)honour of the “War on Iraq”: Freedom Fries with Kentucky Fried Chicken gravy, with Cheesed Kurds and chopped up Turkey on the top!

This one is for athena_51 and her collection of FUNNY SPAM OF THE DAY: From : “Paola Wenzel” <loojis@philhellene.com> Subject : Iraqi peasant crashed an american helicopter with a rifle when he saw US Navi soldiers having his mule Date … Continue reading →

I’m at home at the moment because I’ll be working the Late Shift this week in order to accomplish some concentrated testing on the program changes I’m working on. I think it’s going to end up being a brutal day … Continue reading →