Author Archives: Mikey

from primalx, because it’s one thirty in the morning and I’m awake and vaguely bored… YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Hidey Smith YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food … Continue reading →

I got this from axequeen… You preferred Kerry’s statements 89% of the timeYou preferred Bush’s statements 11% of the time Voting purely on the issues you should vote Kerry Who would you vote for if you voted on the issues? … Continue reading →

I’m taking this week off work, but instead of going anywhere, exotic or otherwise, I’m doing chores around Xoozland.

More specifically, the Bazooka Joe cartoons… Chocoholic got a package of gum at the dollar store last week, and it was the kind with Bazooka Joe cartoons in it. It’s been years since I last saw

I’m not sure who said it, though it sounds like it came from Star Trek: “Uzi dwihuilu akluhci nxy mht ahci kt qkji kl ux oi mxtuktyhqqn jihwjyq nxy skqq zhci xti.”

SOMEBODY was having a bad day today, and it wasn’t me. This morning, I was driving Chocoholic to her yoga class. We normally drive along Lake Shore Boulevard to get to Roncesvalles where the yoga studio is. Today, however, there … Continue reading →

Orson‘s cage was moved to the office when the vinyl floors were being done, and he’s been there ever since because the living room is in such disarray from Chocoholic moving in. Upstairs isn’t any better! You haven’t seen it, … Continue reading →