Look at the Bazookas on her!

Posted on October 28, 2004 by Mikey

More specifically, the Bazooka Joe cartoons…

Chocoholic got a package of gum at the dollar store last week, and it was the kind with Bazooka Joe cartoons in it. It’s been years since I last saw Bazooka Joe cartoons!

Comic #3 of 57 — "ASK Bazooka Joe"

  1. Joe reading his e-mail: "Dear Joe: What’s the best way to charge a car battery? S.R. in NJ."
  2. "Dear Sir: With your credit card. B>Joe"

FORTUNE: Good luck follows you. Stop and let it catch up.
Comic #4 of 57 — "Bazooka Joe Road Trip"

  1. Cool dude on guitar: "What would you call this, ‘Grunge‘?"
  2. Joe: "More like ‘Cringe‘."

FORTUNE: If you are strong you can say "I’m wrong!"

Comic #5 of 57 — "Bazooka Joe Road Trip"

  1. Joe: "The crowd went wild when A.J. smashed his guitar!"
  2. Little dude: "I’ll bet!"
  3. Joe: "But then they started crying when they saw he had another one!"

FORTUNE: Success secret: rise early, work late, strike oil.

Comic #6 of 57 — "ASK Bazooka Joe"

  1. Little dude reading letter: "Dear Joe, I want to be like you! How can I be the smartest one in my crowd?" signed C.T. in CT.
  2. "Dear C.T.: Get dumber friends! Sincerely, Joe!"

FORTUNE: Cows come, cows go, the bull got on forever.

Comic #11 of 57 — "Bazooka Joe & Company"

  1. Cool dude: "I caught my girlfriend flirting!"
  2. Joe: "That’s how I usually catch mine, too!"

FORTUNE: One who thinks like others is not thinking.

P.S. If you’re interested or available, I’m taking next week (Nov. 1 – 5) off to do stuff around the house. I don’t know if the weather will co-operate enough to allow for painting the shed, but I’m expecting a heap of garbage (and/or recycling) to appear in the driveway before the week’s end! BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!

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