from primalx, because it’s one thirty in the morning and I’m awake and vaguely bored…
- YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Hidey Smith
- YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather’s first name): Ice Cream Louis, or maybe Watermelon Joseph
- YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Sony Cities
- EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Cajun Cuba
- SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Pinky Belleville
- “FLY Boy/Girl” ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): M. Jo
- ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Peanut Butter Cup Tea
- DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Leopard Belleville
- BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Peanut Butter Cup Shandy
- SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Stephen Smith
- ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Necco Wafers Morissette
Is it just me, or do some of these not make sense?
BTW, “Ooooo, Ollie!” is what Chocoholic always sings as the lyrics to the theme song from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. It’s SUPPOSED to be “Whoooooo are you?”!!! I keep meaning to direct her to the Archives of Misheard Lyrics web site. (Turns out she’s not alone!)
