This has GOT to be the worst name for a cookie: Bowel Buddy! I kid you not! I saw them on a rack at the Jock Food Store, the one that sells all those “healthy” concoctions that are supposed to boost this or reduce that, but all they really do is boost their income and reduce your cash!
I was too afraid to inspect them any further at the store, but I found a web site for Bowel Buddy Bran Wafers… from Abundance Marketing Inc., offering “Products That Change People’s Lives”!
“Do you suffer from constipation?”
Seek Medical Advice If You Notice Any Change In Your Bowel Habits.
What more can I say? I don’t think I could write comedy this good!
[txnscp dj]
