Author Archives: Mikey

Two Newfies walk into a pub, stand at the bar drinking a beer and talking about world affairs. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in … Continue reading →

Three blondes died in a car crash and stood before Saint Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was. The first blonde said, “Easter is a holiday … Continue reading →

Today is my Dad’s 74th Birthday! Happy Birthday, Dad!

My horrorscope for today: “Get down and dirty with someone funky. Don’t hold back anything you’ve learned and understanding develops. New work vexes buddy.” Getting “down and dirty” with someone “funky” is something I would never do, even back when … Continue reading →

Well, I’ve got to do SOMETHING while I’m waiting for the hard drive diagnostics to complete… pinque forced me to take this one. (Well, not really, really forced, but I needed to have some excuse to take a “musical” quiz!) … Continue reading →

So I booted up Gwendoline this evening, and it was with a great gnashing of teeth— or at least what sounded like that— coming from the area where the hard drive is! oh, oh! It sounds like I’m about to … Continue reading →

DIETS: WHAT WORKS WHAT DOESN’T The goal is finding a program that you can stick with for life. Usually that means throwing out the bathroom scales and the beauty magazines, and focusing on the nutrient value rather than the calorie … Continue reading →