Author Archives: Mikey
My poor brain
An incessant pounding berates my ears. I don’t know what will become of my brain. It has long turned to jelly. Imagine what would a peanut butter and brain sandwich taste like? Yummy, yummy, I can hardly wait. Originally written … Continue reading
Protected: It’s nice to know where you stand
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Rude Food
athena_51 got my brain thinking this little ditty in which she wrote: “we went through the drive thru at McDick’s and yes, I actually said: A quarter pounder and a fellatio fish, please…“ amended that with: “Actually, it would be … Continue reading
What country are you?
This one came from sumrsnightdream… The first time I took it, I came out as Switzerland: A neutral power for as long as most can remember, it has avoided war for several centuries. However, it is still considered highly advanced … Continue reading
Peggy Xooz Got Married?
My High School Reunion is coming up this weekend; the Weird Dreams have started! Last night, I had a strange dream indeed. I remember being on a train, going from Toronto to Belleville, as I used to do when … Continue reading
It’s not the joke, it’s the way you tell it…
Stolen from xiphias in comment about jokes about jewish noses being big… Brevity is the soul of wit, or, as I prefer to phrase it, “A higher degree of pithiness and sparsity of verbiage will usually, nonwithstanding other factors (e.g. … Continue reading
