Rude Food

athena_51 got my brain thinking this little ditty in which she wrote:

“we went through the drive thru at McDick’s and yes, I actually said:
A quarter pounder and a fellatio fish, please…“

amended that with:
“Actually, it would be better to order…. a fellatio fish and an extra large Dr. Pecker :P”

and then added:
“And then go to Dairy Queen for a Penis Buster Parfait :P”

and so I thought:
“This would go well with those Cunnilingus Cookies“

and now I have to ask you:
What other Rude Foods can you think of?