Author Archives: Mikey

I’m an idiot. I am a victim of my own obsession with the internet. Instead of being horizontal next to Chocoholic I’m sitting in my office fucking around on the computer. Normally, this wouldn’t be a problem, but I’ve sort … Continue reading →

zanzara ordered me to do the following: 1. Grab the nearest book. 2. Open the book to page 123. 3. Find the fifth sentence. 4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions. … Continue reading →

Here is the list of Top 5 Important Influential Women in My Life, and why: My Mom — she did such a great job of raising me! Chocoholic — though we found each other late in life, she is definitely … Continue reading →

For no other reason that it happened to pop into my mind, I’ve compiled a list of the Top 5 Important Women in My Life, and why. Watch this space, or one very similar, for future Top 5 Lists such … Continue reading →

I’ve just advised Chocoholic of this. I don’t know what the exact dates are (and I’m currently too lazy/busy to go looking for the information, though I expect they will be roughly the same as last time, which means around … Continue reading →

So I’m walking around town with this strange item in my pocket. You may or may not recognize it from the description: two metal spools with some coloured cloth ribbon strung between them. And the reason I’m walking around town … Continue reading →

I read the story about the ‘Piano man’ mystery and thought it would make a great movie. Don’t really care what happens to the guy in real life, but I like the premise. I suspect it would kind of be … Continue reading →