Author Archives: Mikey

Why Friday the 13th Is Unlucky

from an article on Yahoo! News about “New York Marks Anniversary of Trade Center Attacks”: “I would like to just get through the day and then wake up on the 12th,” said firefighter Lt. Mickey Kross, who was trapped for … Continue reading →

So I’m sitting here in my little house, going through some old papers and posting a few nifty little things I’ve found, and what do I suddenly notice? The roar of airplanes overhead. My house is situated between Lake Ontario … Continue reading →

Even a man who is pure in heart And says his prayers by night May become a wolf    when the wolfsbane blooms And the Autumn moon is right. Picture of me and Red Riding Hood** at Convergence 5 in New … Continue reading →

Unfortunately, I don’t have the drawings to go along with this, but picture if you will a “Frank and Ernest” cartoon by Thaves: Beave.       Beaver.       Beavest. Woodchuck.       Couldchuck.       … Continue reading →

Das machinen ist nodt for gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist ezy for brekken das springenwerks, blowenfusen mit loudisch poppen und spitzensparken. Ist nix gerwerken by Dumkoffs. Das rubbernekken sighdtseeren und stupidisch goofoffers bast relaxen, kipp hands in pockkets und vatch das … Continue reading →

A couple of months ago, I was talking about Before and After, and how my dilemma [was] whether to go ahead and shave [my beard] off, or find someone who wants to share the thigh-tickling experience of “Before and After” … Continue reading →