Yo Momma!

Happy Mothers’ Day!

TO

absinthea, europhilia (even though she’s killed her journal and probably won’t see this!), sumrsnightdream, and zanzara!
(And any other of my livejournal friends who have kids that I don’t know about!)

I remember many years ago my “friend” Colleen telling me she was thinking of calling up this guy she had been seeing and wish him “Happy Father’s Day” as her way of informing him that he had knocked her up.

And I suppose I should wish “Happy Mother’s Day” to B., the only girl who to my knowledge came close to bearing me children… but that’s another story for another day!!