Poor Doggie?

I saw this Wanted Poster stapled to a utility pole near my bus stop this morning.

MISSING
REWARD $2,000

JACK RUSSELL – SNOOPY

PLEASE CALL …
SNOOPY WAS STOLEN ALONG WITH OUR CAR (BLUE JAGUAR X
TYPE) ON JANUARY 26, 03 FROM THE MR. SUB (QUEENSWAY AND
ROYAL YORK) PARKING LOT. SNOOPY IS A LOVING FAMILY
MEMBER WHO IS TERRIBLY MISSED. SNOOPY IS ALL WHITE WITH A
BROWN TAIL. PLEASE ANYONE WITH INFO CALL US. YOUR
ASSISTANCE IS GREATLY APPREACIATE IT.

At first I thought “that is sad. who would take somebody’s car with a dog in it?”. And then I thought “what is going to happen to the poor doggie?”. And then I noticed the last two words and the type of car, and I thought “I guess money and brains don’t necessarily go together!” At least it seems that they are more concerned about the doggie than the car. Of course the car is insured, and they’ve probably already collected on it!

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