An item from today’s News Rag Daily:
Spielberg files restraining order
IN COURT: Steven Spielberg has filed a restraining order against a woman who allegedly stalked the director and claimed he implanted a mind-control device in her brain, according to People Magazine Online.
An L.A. judge granted Spielberg’s request against Diana Louisa Napolis, 47, who Spielberg believes suffers from a delusional disorder and poses “a serious risk of violent confrontation” with the filmmaker. In February, Spielberg was granted a restraining order against a Canadian man who apparently sneaked into Universal Studios in hopes of getting noticed by the director.
Well, duh!
Hey, Stupid! If Spielberg had actually implanted a mind-control device in your brain, do you think he would need to get a restraining order against you? He’d just control your brain so you wouldn’t stalk him! Then again, I guess you would need to have a brain in order for such a device to actually work!
