{"id":98,"date":"2002-08-25T21:42:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-25T21:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=98"},"modified":"2002-08-25T21:42:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-25T21:42:00","slug":"not-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-08\/98-not-again","title":{"rendered":"Not again!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was out in the yard and went into the shed to get my bike so I could go for a ride with Annie this afternoon, and I was (almost) attacked by hornets!! Like I need this again?<br \/>\n<!--more not another ordeal with flying stinging things?--> I thought they might have been strays, since I hadn&#8217;t seen them around before.<\/p>\n<p>Well, when we got back from our ride (it was quite nice), I went to put the bike back in the shed. Once again, I was almost attached by hornets! I guess my theory that they might be strays was wrong. Fortunately, not DEAD wrong! There was OBVIOUSLY a nest somewhere in the shed. I thought it was probably just inside the door.<\/p>\n<p>So into the house I go looking for some bug zapper stuff. Ants? Check. Creepy crawlies? Check. Wasps and hornets? NONE!! ARRGGGHH!<\/p>\n<p>Now what to do? So into the car I hop and drive off to the drug store, get my prescription filled, and get some Wasp and hornet stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Back to the shed, carefully reading the directions, instructions, warnings, precautions, and alerts on the can, I try to figure out how I&#8217;m going to be able to blast these bastards if the nest is on the inside wall of the shed right above the door&#8230; When I get there, I discover, much to my relief, that there IS a nest in the shed, and it is on the ROOF about a foot away from the door.<\/p>\n<p>I crouch down OUTSIDE the shed, take aim, and blast away, thoroughly soaking the nest from a safe distance, watching the poor buggers splat dead on the ground.<\/p>\n<p>As much as I hate to kill things and use chemical pesticides around my yard, I hate getting stung and dying even more.<\/p>\n<p>At least I was able to deal with this without having to rush to the hospital again!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was out in the yard and went into the shed to get my bike so I could go for a ride with Annie this afternoon, and I was (almost) attacked by hornets!! Like I need this again?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}