{"id":976,"date":"2013-02-26T17:36:46","date_gmt":"2013-02-26T22:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=976"},"modified":"2013-02-26T17:43:15","modified_gmt":"2013-02-26T22:43:15","slug":"having-a-bad-day-dear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2013-02\/976-having-a-bad-day-dear","title":{"rendered":"Having a Bad Day, Dear?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I was going into the subway in my way home this afternoon I received a staticky phone call from B-R-C, something about leaving her keys in the house and thus being locked outside. Below is a transcribed voice message that I got from her a little while later. I <strong>KNOW<\/strong> I should be more sym<strong>pathetic<\/strong>, but I just can&#8217;t help laughing about it!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ok i-know-it&#8217;s(?) keys are in my bag. I found them(?) &#8230; in(?) another bag. I had a really stressful day. I&#8217;m sorry to bother you. Just not talk to you later on. bye(?). I just wanna know what time &#8230; be home cos I think I wanna go out tonight. I&#8217;m really-depressed-bye(?).&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was going into the subway in my way home this afternoon I received a staticky phone call from B-R-C, something about leaving her keys in the house and thus being locked outside. Below is a transcribed voice message &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2013-02\/976-having-a-bad-day-dear\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[20,7],"class_list":["post-976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cat-b-r-c","tag-b-r-c","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=976"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":977,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976\/revisions\/977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}