Glinda:<\/i>
\nCome out, come out, wherever you are
\nAnd meet the young lady who fell from a star
\nShe fell from the sky, she fell very far
\nAnd Kansas she says is the name of the star
\n<\/p>\n
Munchkins:<\/i> Kansas she says is the name of the star<\/p>\n
Glinda:<\/i>
\nShe brings you good news, or haven’t you heard
\nWhen she fell out of Kansas a miracle occurred<\/p>\n
Dorothy:<\/i>
\nIt really was no miracle
\nWhat happened was just this:
\nThe wind began to switch, the house to pitch
\nAnd suddenly the hinges started to unhitch
\nJust then, the witch, to satisfy an itch
\nWent flying on her broomstick thumbing for a hitch<\/p>\n
Munchkin Man:<\/i> And oh, what happened then was rich<\/p>\n
Munchkins:<\/i>
\nThe house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
\nIt landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch
\nWhich was not a healthy situation for the wicked witch
\nThe house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch
\nIt landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch
\nWhich was not a healthy situation for the wicked witch
\nWho began to twitch, and was reduced to just a stitch
\nOf what was once the wicked witch<\/p>\n
Munchkin 1:<\/i>
\nWe thank you very sweetly
\nfor doing it so neatly<\/p>\n
Munchkin 2:<\/i>
\nYou’ve killed her so completely
\nThat we thank you very sweetly<\/p>\n
Glinda:<\/i>
\nLet the joyous news be spread
\nThe wicked, old witch at last is dead<\/p>\n
Munchkins:<\/i>
\nDing-dong! The witch is dead
\nWhich old witch? The wicked witch
\nDing-dong! The wicked witch is dead
\nWake up you sleepyhead
\nRub your eyes, get out of bed
\nWake up! The wicked witch is dead
\nShe’s gone where the goblins go
\nBelow – below – below. Yo-ho!
\nLet’s open up and sing and ring the bells out
\nDing Dong, the merry-oh! Sing it high, sing it low
\nLet them know the Wicked Witch is dead.<\/p>\n
Mayor:<\/i>
\nAs mayor of the Munchkin City
\nIn the county of the land of Oz
\nI welcome you most regally<\/p>\n
Judge:<\/i>
\nBut we’ve got to verify it legally
\nTo see…<\/p>\n
Mayor:<\/i> To see…<\/p>\n
Judge:<\/i> If she…<\/p>\n
Mayor:<\/i> If she…<\/p>\n
Judge:<\/i> Is morally, ethically<\/p>\n
Munchkin 1:<\/i> Spiritually, physically<\/p>\n
Munchkin 2:<\/i> Positively, absolutely<\/p>\n
Munchkin Men:<\/i> Undeniably, and reliably dead<\/p>\n
Coroner:<\/i>
\nAs Coroner, I vocifer
\nI thoroughly examined her
\nAnd she’s not only merely dead
\nShe’s really most sincerely dead<\/p>\n
Mayor:<\/i>
\nThen this is a day of independence
\nFor all the munchkins and their descendants<\/p>\n
Munchkin 1:<\/i> If any!<\/p>\n
Mayor:<\/i>
\nYes, let the joyous news be spread
\nThe wicked old witch at last is dead<\/p>\n
Munchkins:<\/i>
\nDing-dong! The witch is dead
\nWhich old witch? The wicked witch
\nDing-dong! The wicked witch is dead
\nWake up, you sleepyhead
\nRub your eyes, get out of bed
\nWake up! The wicked witch is dead
\nShe’s gone where the goblins go
\nBelow – below – below. Yo-ho!
\nLet’s open up and sing and ring the bells out
\nDing Dong, the merry-oh! Sing it high, sing it low
\nLet them know the Wicked Witch is dead!<\/p>\n
Lullaby League:<\/i>
\nWe represent the Lullaby League
\nThe Lullaby League, the Lullaby League
\nAnd in the name of the Lullaby League
\nWe wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land<\/p>\n
Lollipop Guild:<\/i>
\nWe represent the Lollipop Guild
\nThe Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
\nAnd in the name of the Lollipop Guild
\nWe wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land<\/p>\n
Munchkins:<\/i>
\nWe welcome you to Munchkin Land
\nTra la la la la la la la la la la la
\nTra la la la la la la<\/p>\n
Munchkin 1:<\/i> From now on you’ll be history<\/p>\n
Munchkin 2:<\/i> You’ll be his…<\/p>\n
Munchkin 3:<\/i> You’ll be his…<\/p>\n
Munchkin 4:<\/i> You’ll be history<\/p>\n
Munchkin 1:<\/i>
\nAnd we will glorify your name
\nYou will be a bust…<\/p>\n
Munchkin 2:<\/i> Be a bust…<\/p>\n
Munchkin 3:<\/i> Be a bust…<\/p>\n
All:<\/i>
\nIn the hall of fame
\nTra la la la la la la la la la la
\nTra la la la la la la
\nTra la la la la la la la la la la
\nTra la la la la la la
\nTra la la la la la la la la la la
\nTra la la la la la!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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