{"id":914,"date":"2010-01-19T17:38:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T17:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=914"},"modified":"2010-01-19T17:38:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-19T17:38:00","slug":"monty-python-and-the-ctu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2010-01\/914-monty-python-and-the-ctu","title":{"rendered":"Monty Python and the CTU"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you caught any of the new season of &quot;24&quot;? I went to bed early last night, but B-R-C&#8217;s report to me was that <b>&quot;Jack Bauer was not dead after all.&quot;<\/b> <\/p>\n<p><!--more Bring out your dead!--><\/p>\n<pre><font color=\"#0000c0\"><b>The following takes place between 3:00 p.m. and 4:00 p.m.:<\/b>\r\rCART DRIVER: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead!... \rTERRORIST: Here's one -- $50,000. \rJACK BAUER: I'm not dead! \rDRIVER: What? \rTERRORIST: Nothing -- here's your fifty grand. \rJACK BAUER: I'm not dead! \rDRIVER: Here -- he says he's not dead! \rTERRORIST: Yes, he is. \rJACK BAUER: I'm not! \rDRIVER: He isn't. \rTERRORIST: Well, he will be soon, he's been poisoned, shot, electrocuted... \rJACK BAUER: I'm getting better! \rTERRORIST: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment. \rDRIVER: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's not proper procedure. \rJACK BAUER: I don't want to go in the cart! \rTERRORIST: Oh, don't be such a baby. \rDRIVER: I can't take him... \rJACK BAUER: I feel fine! \r...<\/font><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you caught any of the new season of &quot;24&quot;? I went to bed early last night, but B-R-C&#8217;s report to me was that &quot;Jack Bauer was not dead after all.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[182,3,62,68,7,60,183,184,99,72],"class_list":["post-914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-182","tag-celebrities","tag-crazy","tag-culture","tag-funny","tag-goofy","tag-jack-bauer","tag-monty-python","tag-silly","tag-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}