{"id":907,"date":"2009-06-04T05:39:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T09:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=907"},"modified":"2013-03-10T16:18:06","modified_gmt":"2013-03-10T20:18:06","slug":"cute-but-stoopit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2009-06\/907-cute-but-stoopit","title":{"rendered":"Cute but Stoopit?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I was sitting at my desk, minding my own business, when I came across the following little bit of fluff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
An actual LavaLife profile:<\/caption>\n
online now! FELICHIA CARING<\/b>
\n"i need the wright person to call my own huney" <\/p>\n

In My Own Words<\/b>
\nHair: Brown Height: 5’8"
\nEyes: Brown Bust: 34"
\nDress: 3-5 Waist: 24"
\nShoe: 8-8.5 Hips: 36"<\/span>
\nfrom NY am single got no kids and never been married fore…….
\ni like any thing doing anything out door like camping, swiming, runing, take a work to the beach, moving house, shopping.
\nam looking for a real caring man to plne my like with…..a man to have the great life together
\nAm nice and caring woman , honest, easy going, kind, friendly, truthful, faithful, and trust worthy and same i want my man to be also, so that we both can live happily<\/span><\/p>\n

personal details…<\/b>
\nGender: Female
\nAge: 25
\nHeight: 5’7”
\nBody Type: average
\nEthnic Background: mixed
\nSmoking Habits: do not smoke
\nReligion: christian – other
\nDrinking Habits: non-drinker
\nStatus: I am single
\nSeeking: single men
\nInterested in: I’ll tell you later
\nLanguage(s) spoken: English<\/span>**<\/span>
\nLocation: New York, New York
\nLives approximately 340 miles from your home.
\nLast Changed: May 30, 2009<\/span>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

She’s cute, but…
\n**<\/span> I shur hope she speaks the English more better than she rites it!! <\/p>\n

BTW, I spend too much time surfing the web!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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