{"id":905,"date":"2009-03-02T10:09:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-02T10:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=905"},"modified":"2009-03-02T10:09:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-02T10:09:00","slug":"t-m-i-waaaay-t-m-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2009-03\/905-t-m-i-waaaay-t-m-i","title":{"rendered":"T.M.I&#8230;. WAAAAY T.M.I!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That reminds me&#8230; I forgot to go to the bathroom today! I really had to go before I left the house, and intended to do so once I got to my office. But here it is, 10:10 a.m. on a Monday morning, well two hours later, and I still haven&#8217;t gone yet. I really, really think I should go do something about it. Yes, definitely. I think I will go do something about it now. Well, not NOW now, but in a very few moments after I finish posting this note.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I DID warn you it would be T.M.I.  Mmwwaa-ha-ha!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!<\/p>\n<p>Hope the rest of you are having an equally peachy day today. Frack but it&#8217;s mightly cold out there!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That reminds me&#8230; I forgot to go to the bathroom today! I really had to go before I left the house, and intended to do so once I got to my office. But here it is, 10:10 a.m. on a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2009-03\/905-t-m-i-waaaay-t-m-i\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=905"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}