{"id":901,"date":"2009-02-11T10:19:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-11T10:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=901"},"modified":"2009-02-11T10:19:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-11T10:19:00","slug":"oh-my-blorrrt-spew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2009-02\/901-oh-my-blorrrt-spew","title":{"rendered":"Oh&#8230; My&#8230; Blorrrt!! SPEW!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot for the life of me figure out why anybody would want to put <b><a href=\"http:\/\/thisiswhyyourefat.com\/\">any of this stuff<\/a><\/b> in their mouth.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot for the life of me figure out why anybody would spend the time to assemble the website.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot for the life of me figure out what I want to have for lunch today. (which reminds me I should probably put my salad into the fridge before it goes bad on me!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot for the life of me figure out why anybody would want to put any of this stuff in their mouth. I cannot for the life of me figure out why anybody would spend the time to assemble the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2009-02\/901-oh-my-blorrrt-spew\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[166,68,87,120,50,44,174,112,6,12],"class_list":["post-901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-chicken","tag-culture","tag-garbage","tag-health","tag-ingredients","tag-products","tag-sick","tag-stupid","tag-web-site","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=901"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}