{"id":900,"date":"2009-02-06T23:58:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-06T23:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=900"},"modified":"2009-02-06T23:58:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-06T23:58:00","slug":"seven-deadly-dwarves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2009-02\/900-seven-deadly-dwarves","title":{"rendered":"Seven Deadly Dwarves"},"content":{"rendered":"

Snagged from hiltraud<\/a>: Writer’s Block: Seven<\/a>
\nWhich of the seven deadly sins\u2014sloth, greed, lust, gluttony, anger, envy, and pride\u2014are you most likely to commit?<\/i><\/p>\n

Presuming you were going to commit ALL SEVEN sins, in what order would you commit them?<\/p>\n

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  1. Lust:<\/b> I’d get horny and have a good shag.<\/li>\n
  2. Gluttony:<\/b> After sex, I’d want something to eat.<\/li>\n
  3. Sloth:<\/b> By then I’d be pretty tired. That’s a lot of eating, what with the Lust and Gluttony! \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n
  4. Envy:<\/b> Then I’d see somebody with another girl, and I’d want her.<\/li>\n
  5. Greed:<\/b> I’d want ALL the girls.<\/li>\n
  6. Anger:<\/b> But I can’t have them all, can I?<\/li>\n
  7. Pride:<\/b> I managed to figure out how to indulge in all the sins!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Snagged from hiltraud: Writer’s Block: Seven Which of the seven deadly sins\u2014sloth, greed, lust, gluttony, anger, envy, and pride\u2014are you most likely to commit? Presuming you were going to commit ALL SEVEN sins, in what order would you commit them? … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}