{"id":889,"date":"2008-09-19T09:45:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-19T09:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=889"},"modified":"2008-09-19T09:45:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-19T09:45:00","slug":"let-the-dilution-begin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2008-09\/889-let-the-dilution-begin","title":{"rendered":"Let the dilution begin!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A dear friend with dual Canadian-U.S. citizenship was waxing political about this year&#8217;s edition of the Dog-and-Pony Show (or donkey and elephant show) known as the U.S. Presidential Election.<\/p>\n<p>The actual election takes place in November, but for some reason that escapes me, and probably escapes most Americans, too, the PRE-election process takes up most of the year. I&#8217;m pretty sure it has something to do with the Old Days when candidates had to campaign across all the states by horse-and-buggy. I&#8217;m pretty sure that the process is as outdated in this modern, electronic age as the horse-and-buggy itself! But who am I to try to shed the glimmer of common sense and revolution on the world?!<\/p>\n<p>As it happens, we&#8217;re going to have our own little election up here in Canada. But it seems we&#8217;re a little more modern: the election was announced in September (2008) with actual voting to take place in October (2008)!<\/p>\n<p>So it begs the question: WHO would you vote for in the upcoming Canadian federal erection, were you to do so?<\/p>\n<p>Conservative? I&#8217;m so tired of President Harper, aka Shrub (he&#8217;s like a little Bush!)<\/p>\n<p>Liberal? I can&#8217;t stand Celine Dion!<\/p>\n<p>New Democrat? I&#8217;ve been told by a long-time NDPer who lives in Jerk Layton&#8217;s riding that Layton is a pompous ass. &#8216;Nuff said.<\/p>\n<p>Green? They currently have one seat in Parliament (thanks to a near-last minute floor crossing), but I don&#8217;t think they actually have Official Party Status yet.<\/p>\n<p>For me, Green is the obvious choice. Unfortunately, they are still too new and too misunderstood by the general populace. This means the anti-status-quo (i.e. anti-Conservative) votes will be so diluted that we&#8217;re going to end up with a Conservative minority, or a slim majority Conservative government.<\/p>\n<p>The choices are so many and yet so few!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dear friend with dual Canadian-U.S. citizenship was waxing political about this year&#8217;s edition of the Dog-and-Pony Show (or donkey and elephant show) known as the U.S. Presidential Election. The actual election takes place in November, but for some reason &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2008-09\/889-let-the-dilution-begin\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[105,48,172,171,17,154,29,14,112],"class_list":["post-889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-boring","tag-confusion","tag-election","tag-erection","tag-green","tag-moron","tag-politicians","tag-politics","tag-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}