This is NOT my work, but I found it so funny I just had to share it with you!<\/i><\/p>\n
I hate the telephone!<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n Gadgets January 10th, 2006<\/p>\n I hate the telephone. The damn thing rings and all I think is: \u201cWho are you and what do you want?!\u201d What you want is for me to answer. Well, forget it. If I wanted to talk to you, I\u2019d be making the call – so knock it off.<\/p>\n I mean, just what makes you think I want to stop snacking, masturbating, sleeping, belittling idiots who can\u2019t write cohesive message board postings, firing off hate mail to so-called political leaders, dodging process-servers pounding on the door of my soon to be repossessed apartment or whatever it is I\u2019m doing that\u2019s so much more entertaining than answering your unsolicited call? I don\u2019t and I won\u2019t. And you know it. Yet you insist on dialing my unlisted number for countless stupid and ire-inspiring reasons.<\/p>\n Always with the Hey-what-are-you-doing crappola. What the hell do you think I\u2019m doing? I\u2019m answering the phone, you moron. Or better yet, you ask Who\u2019s-this? Look, Troglodyte, you called me. Figure it out. Or my all-time favorite: Hi-this-is-Lunkhead-McUnemployable-and-I\u2019m-calling-from-MCI\u2026 No. I don\u2019t want to change my long-distance telephone service. What I want is your head exploded. The sooner – the better.<\/p>\n I hate the telephone and I hate you. Stop calling.<\/p>\n Credits: H. Fillmore<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This is NOT my work, but I found it so funny I just had to share it with you! I hate the telephone! Gadgets January 10th, 2006 I hate the telephone. The damn thing rings and all I think is: … Continue reading