What kind of Horoscope is this<\/b>?<\/p>\n
“CANCER — June 22 – July 22<\/b>
\nShare meal with lonely friend. Only the wise will understand the needy one. Flashing lights can hypnotize.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
So let’s analyze these one at a time, shall we?<\/p>\n
Share meal with lonely friend.<\/i> As near as I can figure, I don’t have any lonely friends. Except for me<\/b>, maybe, since all my friends are either too fricking busy with their own Little Soap Operas, or have gone out of town on vacation!<\/p>\n
Only the wise will understand the needy one.<\/i> Well, thanks for the statement of the obvious. Where’s Mahatma Gandi when you need him?<\/p>\n
Flashing lights can hypnotize.<\/i> Give me that Hypmotizing Boogie… Help, help, I’m going into epileptic shock from those flashing lights…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
What kind of Horoscope is this? “CANCER — June 22 – July 22 Share meal with lonely friend. Only the wise will understand the needy one. Flashing lights can hypnotize.” So let’s analyze these one at a time, shall we? … Continue reading