{"id":837,"date":"2007-11-30T00:06:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-30T00:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=837"},"modified":"2007-11-30T00:06:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-30T00:06:00","slug":"07-11-29-running-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2007-11\/837-07-11-29-running-late","title":{"rendered":"07-11-29: Running late&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here I am on the bus&#8230; the late bus&#8230; and it&#8217;s not even my regular bus, either.<\/p>\n<p>This week has been one of THOSE weeks, what with my house closing, and the company I work for being sold, and all the DAMNED papers I&#8217;ve had to sign. My hand is so sore I&#8217;ve hardly been able to masturbate properly! (Not really&#8230; just seeing if any of you are paying attention.)<\/p>\n<p>But there seems to be SO much left to box up and to clean up at the old house before I have to throw in the key and run away that my head feels like it&#8217;s going to explode!<\/p>\n<p>Tonight is going to be a very long night for me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here I am on the bus&#8230; the late bus&#8230; and it&#8217;s not even my regular bus, either. This week has been one of THOSE weeks, what with my house closing, and the company I work for being sold, and all &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2007-11\/837-07-11-29-running-late\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[119],"class_list":["post-837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mobile"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}