{"id":814,"date":"2007-08-31T12:58:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-31T12:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=814"},"modified":"2007-08-31T12:58:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-31T12:58:00","slug":"oh-where-oh-where","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2007-08\/814-oh-where-oh-where","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Where? Oh, Where?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Has anybody been wondering where I&#8217;ve been lately? Does anybody really care?<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>If you answered &#8220;No!&#8221; to either of those questions, then I am <!--more NOT... what?--> <font color=\"#ff0000\"><b>NOT<\/b><\/font> giving you my <font color=\"#800080\"><b>NEW ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER!!<\/b><\/font> For you see, over the past month, B-R-C and I <b>BOUGHT A HOUSE!!!<\/b> <\/p>\n<p>Just in case you didn&#8217;t hear me, let me repeat myself: <\/p>\n<p><center><font color=\"BLUE\" size=\"7\">B-R-C and I<br \/>\n<b>BOUGHT A HOUSE!!!<\/b><\/font><\/center><\/p>\n<p><i>[Details to follow when I regain internet access]<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Has anybody been wondering where I&#8217;ve been lately? Does anybody really care? If you answered &#8220;No!&#8221; to either of those questions, then I am<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20,78,73,101,113,104],"class_list":["post-814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-b-r-c","tag-decluttering","tag-family","tag-garden","tag-house","tag-xoozland"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}