{"id":80,"date":"2002-08-10T22:43:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-10T22:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=80"},"modified":"2002-08-10T22:43:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-10T22:43:00","slug":"i-am-a-drinky-poo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-08\/80-i-am-a-drinky-poo","title":{"rendered":"I am a drinky-poo"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>I am a drinky-poo or two,\rmor thin i shoe,\rand dinner a goo,\rrill such a screw,\rnew trying rhyme,\rbetter this time\rdinner with thyme,\rparsley, sage, and soaked foot.\rdead skunk in the middle\rof the roadwhere it gotsed\rcrush'd bye a kar,\rwhuch were goin' far,\rto kalamazar,\rto visit the gran-d wazar.\rread harper's bazare\rfin d the news and see\rthe werld.\rmixed werds, assorted nurds,\rand the stuff that the cat drug in...\rin others word(s) ...\ror what they said they say,\ror too bee blunt,\rthat stupid c**t,\r(did you notis that c**t is\ra youthinasia for somethngi we's\rall know but are knid of knice to\rnot to say it... ...) ((etcetera)),\ri'm feeling kinda lonley,\rwhat with being tolded than i can't\rdo whet i warnts toa do's.\rbut, seriumsly folkes,\rwhat can i say but,\r\"are you my type, baby?\" an' then\rgetted slap'd in da faze.\romigosh its hurt -- bar-r-r-r,\rgrumble - grumbel - gimbel -\r\"beertenders, too mor bars here!\"\r--- wukka - wukka - wukka ---\r------- what does the werld wanst frum mi amihoo?\ryours drinkingly, etcetera, etcetera\r\rXooz\r\r-Xooz left at this point.\r- - - -no point, just wanted to type.<\/pre>\n<p><font SIZE=-1 COLOR=\"#FF0000\"><i>Originally written December 6, 1980.<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a drinky-poo or two, mor thin i shoe, and dinner a goo, rill such a screw, new trying rhyme, better this time dinner with thyme, parsley, sage, and soaked foot. dead skunk in the middle of the roadwhere &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2002-08\/80-i-am-a-drinky-poo\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}