{"id":793,"date":"2007-06-01T12:27:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-01T12:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=793"},"modified":"2007-06-01T12:27:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-01T12:27:00","slug":"ground-rules-for-the-snoop-sisters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2007-06\/793-ground-rules-for-the-snoop-sisters","title":{"rendered":"Ground Rules for the Snoop Sisters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(B-R-C &#038; SongBird offer to de-clutter the basement)<\/p>\n<p>These rules are being set out for the benefit of all people involved in this de-cluttering effort. The rules provide the Snoop Sisters with guidelines on how to get the best enjoyment out of their little game, and the rules provide me with some peace of mind that B-R-C will respect me, my life, and my past.<\/p>\n<p>1. NOTHING is to be thrown out by the Snoop Sisters! See item #2 for clarification. Violation of this rule will result in termination of &#8220;B-R-C and me as a couple&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>2. Organize &#8220;stuff to get rid of&#8221; into areas in the living room or dining room for me to review: Good Will; Yard Sale; Give Away (or all in one area to be subdivided later); Blue Bin; Garbage.<\/p>\n<p>3. DON&#8217;T HESITATE to be brutally honest when going through stuff. Violation will result in the Snoop Sisters doing a half-hearted job. While my word on whether something stays or goes (it IS, after all, my stuff) is final, truth is I will probably, even if reluctantly, agree with you. SongBird knows this from when she helped me go through my books before B-R-C moved in. And B-R-C knows this if only she will admit it to herself!<\/p>\n<p>4. LABEL and\/or make a list of all stuff organized. Otherwise, I will need to go through everything to find what&#8217;s where. Violation will result in me being very annoyed!<\/p>\n<p>5. PLASTIC BOXES are off limits! Violation will result in waste of your time&#8230; they are already organized!<\/p>\n<p>6. FURNACE\/WORK ROOM is off limits! Tools, etc. MAY be stacked neatly on this side for me to organize later. (Or maybe I might get around to organizing that side already. You never know!)<\/p>\n<p>7. TICKLE TRUNK is off limits! Violation will result in the Snoop Sisters having to POSE NUDE for me! (I am secretly hoping they WILL violate this rule! heh heh heh!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(B-R-C &#038; SongBird offer to de-clutter the basement) These rules are being set out for the benefit of all people involved in this de-cluttering effort. The rules provide the Snoop Sisters with guidelines on how to get the best enjoyment &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2007-06\/793-ground-rules-for-the-snoop-sisters\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20,77,48,78,23,87,88,45,86,85],"class_list":["post-793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-b-r-c","tag-collection","tag-confusion","tag-decluttering","tag-friends","tag-garbage","tag-junk","tag-labels","tag-stuff","tag-trash"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=793"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/793\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}