{"id":784,"date":"2007-05-04T10:29:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-04T10:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=784"},"modified":"2007-05-04T10:29:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-04T10:29:00","slug":"784","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2007-05\/784-784","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s some <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.crazythoughts.com\/\">Crazy Thoughts<\/a>, kind of in the same vein as Steven Wright. Some examples&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?<\/li>\n<li>If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?<\/li>\n<li>Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?<\/li>\n<li>If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s some Crazy Thoughts, kind of in the same vein as Steven Wright. Some examples&#8230; In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2007-05\/784-784\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[62,7,60,61,6],"class_list":["post-784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-crazy","tag-funny","tag-goofy","tag-steven-wright","tag-web-site"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}