{"id":768,"date":"2007-04-05T09:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-05T09:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=768"},"modified":"2007-04-05T09:35:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-05T09:35:00","slug":"miraculous-mucous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2007-04\/768-miraculous-mucous","title":{"rendered":"Miraculous Mucous!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t normally do this but I’m feeling is a certain mood this morning. Here’s a few thoughts for today…<\/p>\n

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  1. It snowed again<\/b> last night! Hello, April!<\/li>\n

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  2. Probably as a result of the snow<\/b>, it seems that everybody<\/b> is running just a little bit late. How about you? Are YOU<\/b> running a little bit slower today? <\/li>\n

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  3. SNOT!<\/b> What more can I say? It is miraculous stuff. Why do I say that? Well, it defies the Laws of Matter! Let me explain: Normal matter is in solid form at colder temperatures, and in a liquid state at warmer temperatures. Snot does the opposite: at colder temperatures, it turns to a liquid state! Why else would little kids (and me!) get a runny nose on cold, Winter days?!? <\/li>\n

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  4. Wanna buy some piggies?<\/b> Thanks to my Daily Dose of Bikini Babes<\/a>, I found this web site with audio clips of World Champion Auctioneers<\/a>, from the Livestock Marketing Association, 10510 NW Ambassador Drive, Kansas City, MO 64153.\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Just curious is all…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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