B-R-C is back from Winnipeg, and in need of a little cheering up. In a fit of excruciating boredom, I found the following for her. (The significance for us to this particular list is that we got together because I had built the deck at my house, she had a deck at her house that needed repairs, and I offered to come over to have a look at her deck for her.)<\/p>\n
Dave Letterman’s Top Ten Handyman Pick-Up Lines<\/b> 10. Come to Home Depot often? To find a Top Ten List for any particular date, modify this link… B-R-C is back from Winnipeg, and in need of a little cheering up. In a fit of excruciating boredom, I found the following for her. (The significance for us to this particular list is that we got together because I … Continue reading
\n(from Monday, July 14, 1997<\/a>)<\/p>\n
\n9. Need anything nailed?
\n8. I once installed a shampoo shelf for Fabio
\n7. I’m very good at tongue-and-groove work
\n6. I’m not really a handyman, I’m actually a TV star worth millions of dollars
\n5. Wanna get lathed?
\n4. Come over to `this old house’ and help me get out of `these old pants’
\n3. Great spice rack!
\n2. You turn my two-by-four into a four-by-eight
\n1. It’s tool time!<\/p>\n
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