{"id":718,"date":"2006-11-12T01:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-12T01:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=718"},"modified":"2006-11-12T01:50:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-12T01:50:00","slug":"718","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2006-11\/718-718","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stole this from <a href=\"http:\/\/r0ttyourdreams.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">r0ttyourdreams<\/a> (I cutie I noticed in <a href=\"http:\/\/gothic_babes.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">gothic_babes<\/a>):<\/p>\n<p>You know you live in 2oo6 when.. <\/p>\n<p>1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace picturess. <\/p>\n<p>2. You haven&#8217;t played solitaire with real cards in years. <\/p>\n<p>3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don&#8217;t have AIM|MSN|MySpace. <\/p>\n<p>4. You&#8217;d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the teevee. <\/p>\n<p>6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer and watching teevee. <\/p>\n<p>7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. <\/p>\n<p>8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. <\/p>\n<p>9. You were too busy to notice number five. <\/p>\n<p>10. You actually looked back up to check if there was a number five. <\/p>\n<p>11. And now you&#8217;re laughing at your stupidity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stole this from r0ttyourdreams (I cutie I noticed in gothic_babes): You know you live in 2oo6 when.. 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace picturess. 2. You haven&#8217;t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2006-11\/718-718\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}