{"id":700,"date":"2006-03-28T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-28T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=700"},"modified":"2006-03-28T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-28T10:00:00","slug":"sickeningly-sweet-puppy-e-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2006-03\/700-sickeningly-sweet-puppy-e-mail","title":{"rendered":"Sickeningly Sweet Puppy E-Mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>B-R-C and I need to make arrangements for Karma when we go to my parents&#8217; place for Passover. They have friends with a pair of rescued whippets, and a couple of other dogs though I can&#8217;t remember what kind.<\/p>\n<p>We took Karma to visit them last fall, but because she hadn&#8217;t had all her shots yet, she couldn&#8217;t play with the other dogs. We haven&#8217;t had a chance to visit on subsequent trips since.<\/p>\n<p><!--more So I wrote:-->So I wrote:<\/p>\n<table BORDER=0 CELLPADDING=10>\n<tr BGCOLOR=\"#FFDDCC\">\n<td><b>Subject: Puppy Visit\/Sitting?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Dear Liz &#038; Rick,<\/p>\n<p>My Mommy and Daddy (you know them as B-R-C and xooz2) are coming to town on the Easter weekend in April to participate in their annual Passover Seder. I don&#8217;t know what that is, but they told me it goes on and on for hours and there&#8217;s lots of yummy food on the table!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m getting to be a big dog now, but they say I can&#8217;t come to the party because two of my aunties and a cousin are allergic, and because they don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll be able to be a good girl for the entire evening. Can you blame me? I want to join in the fun, too!<\/p>\n<p>Mommy and Daddy want to know if I could come over to your house for the evening so you can look after me, and I can play with the whippets.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<br \/>\nKarma<\/td<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And they replied:&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr BGCOLOR=\"#DDCCFF\">\n<td>\nDear Karma,<\/p>\n<p>Yes &#8211; you will be most welcome to come and be &#8216;dog-sat&#8217; at our house. Please bring your favorite blanket or toy, or whatever makes you happy and we will try and take it away from you. My step brothers &#8211; Jed and Homer &#8211; are usually very kind to visitors. My real brother Zeus is sometimes not happy with visitors, but we will get him ready in advance and it should be okay.<\/p>\n<p>I am hoping that you can run real fast and that you don&#8217;t mind being nipped a bit while you run!! We play pass over at our house too &#8211; pass over the bed, pass over the water dish, pass over the chairs and the door jamb&#8230;. Don&#8217;t know about all the food though&#8230;.Mom keeps it all hidden away from me&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Please ask your Mom and Dad which night you are planning to come &#8211; Thursday or Friday?? Looking forward to meeting you and playing tag.<\/p>\n<p>Love from China&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>B-R-C and I need to make arrangements for Karma when we go to my parents&#8217; place for Passover. They have friends with a pair of rescued whippets, and a couple of other dogs though I can&#8217;t remember what kind. We &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2006-03\/700-sickeningly-sweet-puppy-e-mail\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}