{"id":687,"date":"2006-01-26T16:18:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-26T16:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=687"},"modified":"2006-01-26T16:18:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-26T16:18:00","slug":"this-bites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2006-01\/687-this-bites","title":{"rendered":"This bites!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or perhaps not?<\/p>\n<p>In today&#8217;s news, we learn that <a HREF=\"http:\/\/msn-cnet.com.com\/Sony+puts+Aibo+to+sleep\/2100-1041_3-6031649.html\">Sony puts AIBO to sleep<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s the oldest story in the book: Robotic dog turns up on your doorstop looking cute and winsome, learns a few words and tricks, and then gets canceled just as you&#8217;ve gotten to love it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Later on, it mentions that &#8220;the product inspired an online fan base (such as <a HREF=\"http:\/\/sparkytheaibo.vnunetblogs.com\/the_palace_of_gl\/\">Sparky&#8217;s Hovel<\/a>) that posted pictures taken by their dogs, which&#8211;unsurprisingly, given Aibo&#8217;s diminutive stature&#8211;often tended to be of ankles or table legs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In other, possibly related, news, we learn that <a HREF=\"http:\/\/toronto.24hrs.ca\/Entertainment\/2006\/01\/26\/1411723-sun.html\">Felicity Huffman had to be taught how to hold a <b>penis<\/b><\/a> for new movie <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0407265\/\">Transamerica<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><i>The blonde actress, who plays a transsexual in the film, says she had no idea how to manoeuvre the phoney phallus, which she nicknamed Andy. She revealed: &#8220;I had to wear this water bottle under my arm and squeeze it. The whole thing was actually terrifying. &#8220;In hindsight, it&#8217;s very funny, as I had to take lessons in how to hold Andy the right way. I mean, how do you hold him properly when you pee? Which hand do you use?&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Sadly, there are no photos to accompany the story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or perhaps not? In today&#8217;s news, we learn that Sony puts AIBO to sleep. &#8220;It&#8217;s the oldest story in the book: Robotic dog turns up on your doorstop looking cute and winsome, learns a few words and tricks, and then &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2006-01\/687-this-bites\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}