{"id":683,"date":"2005-12-21T14:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-21T14:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=683"},"modified":"2005-12-21T14:36:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-21T14:36:00","slug":"please-fondle-my-bum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2005-12\/683-please-fondle-my-bum","title":{"rendered":"Please fondle my bum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My sister-in-law, who is Director of Corporate Communications for a pharmceutical company, was double-checking a French translation this morning and happened to find a web site that offers <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.omniglot.com\/language\/phrases\/hovercraft.htm\">translations of &#8220;useful phrases&#8221;<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Bailiff: I quote on example.  The <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.thisisawar.com\/LaughterMPHungarian.htm\">Hungarian phrase<\/a> meaning &#8220;Can you direct me to the station?&#8221; is translated by the English phrase, <a HREF=\"http:\/\/bau2.uibk.ac.at\/sg\/python\/Scripts\/TheHungarianPhrasebookSketch\">&#8220;Please fondle my bum.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister-in-law, who is Director of Corporate Communications for a pharmceutical company, was double-checking a French translation this morning and happened to find a web site that offers translations of &#8220;useful phrases&#8221;. Bailiff: I quote on example. The Hungarian phrase &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2005-12\/683-please-fondle-my-bum\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}