{"id":682,"date":"2005-12-08T18:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-08T18:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=682"},"modified":"2005-12-08T18:35:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-08T18:35:00","slug":"things-are-picking-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2005-12\/682-things-are-picking-up","title":{"rendered":"Things are picking up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>but don&#8217;t tell B-R-C!!!<\/p>\n<p>The thing picking up is a new girl on the cleaning staff who is really cute! I probably shouldn&#8217;t be thinking what I&#8217;m thinking, but all I&#8217;m doing is thinking so it&#8217;s okay. Nobody can get inside my head, though I wouldn&#8217;t mind getting my head inside someone else, if you know what I mean and I&#8217;m sure you do!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>but don&#8217;t tell B-R-C!!! The thing picking up is a new girl on the cleaning staff who is really cute! I probably shouldn&#8217;t be thinking what I&#8217;m thinking, but all I&#8217;m doing is thinking so it&#8217;s okay. Nobody can get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2005-12\/682-things-are-picking-up\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}