{"id":673,"date":"2005-10-28T11:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-28T11:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=673"},"modified":"2005-10-28T11:13:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-28T11:13:00","slug":"well-duh-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2005-10\/673-well-duh-5","title":{"rendered":"Well, Duh!"},"content":{"rendered":"

In amongst all the other masses of text on the box of Turboz<\/a> from Kellogg’s<\/a> is the following titbit of ever so useful information:<\/p>\n

Directions for Use: Place 40 g (325 ml, 1 1\/3 cup) of TONY’S TURBOZ™ in a bowl. Add 175 ml (3\/4 cup) 2% milk.<\/i><\/p>\n

Since when did I need instructions on how to eat my breakfast cereal?<\/p>\n

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In other news, re: Hallowe’en Goth Events, my choice is for…<\/p>\n

Sat. Oct. 29th: PANIC (retro costume party)
\nPANIC – the ultimate retro party<\/a>. Funhaus – 526 Queen St W. Launch 10pm-4am, 19+ event, FREE before 11pm, $5 afterwards. **Halloween Retro Costume Party** Backroom: Retro Goth & Industrial<\/p>\n

Reasons?
\n1. It’s cheaper. Half the price of Savage if we don’t get there by 11pm.
\n2. It’s not the usual “what are we going to do? I don’t know, let’s go to Savage.”
\n3. As A Certain Someone<\/i> put it, “the backroom sounds good.”
\n4. I want to check out the venue since that’s where FM takes place now.<\/p>\n

So who of you are we likely to encounter<\/b> if that’s where we end up tomorrow night?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In amongst all the other masses of text on the box of Turboz from Kellogg’s is the following titbit of ever so useful information: Directions for Use: Place 40 g (325 ml, 1 1\/3 cup) of TONY’S TURBOZ™ in a … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=673"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}