{"id":658,"date":"2005-08-22T10:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-22T10:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=658"},"modified":"2005-08-22T10:07:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-22T10:07:00","slug":"doggy-poop-report-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2005-08\/658-doggy-poop-report-1","title":{"rendered":"Doggy Poop Report #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So we announced the arrival of <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/xooz2\/168590.html\">our new puppy<\/a>. Since she&#8217;s a new piece of excitement and pride in our life, expect a lot of this journal to become full of cuteness and doggy poop reports that may just cause your stomach to churn!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the first one&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>My Dad wrote:<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><i>One of the things you have to do now, if you haven&#8217;t done it already, is to get a crate for Karma.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><!--more Cuteness and doggy poop report to prevent unsolicited stomach churning...--><i>The crate is the dog&#8217;s own private space, and since both of you are working, it&#8217;s important that she be crate-trained to be in her space when you&#8217;re not there. <\/p>\n<p>This will forestall the temptation to trash the place. <\/p>\n<p>And of course, dog school is another necessity. <\/p>\n<p>Welcome to the world of parenting!<\/i><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>So I replied, in essence:<\/p>\n<p>We took Karma to <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.petsmart.com\/\">PetSmart<\/a> (PetsMart?) yesterday morning and got her completely outfitted.<\/p>\n<p>We have a crate, which doubles as a car carrier. She rode home in it, and again when we went to Yaacov&#8217;s for dinner. We&#8217;ll probably take her for another drive on Wednesday when we go out for ice cream with Ruth and Arnaud.<\/p>\n<p>We also got a HUGE bag of puppy food (filled two plastic Bulk Barn buckets), a sample bag of puppy doggy biscuits, a dish for her food, a harness for walkies because she&#8217;s still too little for a collar, a Kong teething rubber chew toy, and a soft rubber grooming brush.<\/p>\n<p>And when she&#8217;s big enough to wear a collar full time, I have a little ID tag with her name, phone and address. (What I <b>didn&#8217;t<\/b> tell my Dad was that it is similar to the ID tag I have on my collar for Fetish Nights! teeheehee)<\/p>\n<p>She already takes to the crate and goes in without fuss, aside from a little whimpering this morning after walkies because she wanted to come out and play.<\/p>\n<p>We just discovered she doesn&#8217;t like VINEGAR. We sprinkled some on the carpet she started chomping on (just on the corner where she was actually chomping), and she doesn&#8217;t go near it anymore. I checked some reference resources (bookstore, libarary, web) to make sure it won&#8217;t hurt her, and it confirms this as a training technique.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re quickly getting used to her and the sounds and indications she makes. Last night and this morning, for example, I successfully identified when she had to take care of business. I took her out of the crate and directly outside&#8230; <b>&#8220;Good girl! Good Karma!&#8221;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The advantage of a puppy over a baby is that you can put the puppy in the crate and go out for the day. Of course, you could probably do that with a baby, too, but people might not like it! <\/p>\n<p><font COLOR=\"#663300\"><b>Chocoholic<\/b><\/font>&#8216;s at home with Karma today. I think she&#8217;s planning to put Karma into her crate for a couple of hours while she&#8217;s working on some papers. That will help Karma get used to staying in the crate, too. I&#8217;ll take over duties when I get home and <font COLOR=\"#663300\"><b>Chocoholic<\/b><\/font> has to go play softball. Karma and I might go over and watch the game, or I might put her in the crate while I continue to prep the bedroom for closets being installed tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s a good doggie, and we can&#8217;t wait until you meet her!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So we announced the arrival of our new puppy. 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