{"id":642,"date":"2005-06-21T00:16:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-21T00:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=642"},"modified":"2005-06-21T00:16:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-21T00:16:00","slug":"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2005-06\/642-zzzzzzzzzzzzzz","title":{"rendered":"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m an idiot. I am a victim of my own obsession with the internet. Instead of being horizontal next to <font COLOR=\"#663300\"><b>Chocoholic<\/b><\/font> I&#8217;m sitting in my office fucking around on the computer. Normally, this wouldn&#8217;t be a problem, but I&#8217;ve sort of said I&#8217;m planning to go into the office early tomorrow (only now &#8220;tomorrow&#8221; is already 16 minutes into today!) to be on hand to support a major conversion effort another division is working on. Having said all that, I&#8217;m now saying that that is all I&#8217;m saying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m an idiot. I am a victim of my own obsession with the internet. Instead of being horizontal next to Chocoholic I&#8217;m sitting in my office fucking around on the computer. Normally, this wouldn&#8217;t be a problem, but I&#8217;ve sort &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2005-06\/642-zzzzzzzzzzzzzz\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}