{"id":627,"date":"2005-03-15T09:23:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-15T09:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=627"},"modified":"2005-03-15T09:23:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-15T09:23:00","slug":"mistaken-identity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2005-03\/627-mistaken-identity","title":{"rendered":"Mistaken Identity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I collect magazines**, especially the first issues of new magazines. You know, the &#8220;Volume One, Number One&#8221; that has a big &#8220;Premiere Issue&#8221; plastered on the cover. I picked up a new one yesterday: <i>Vitals Woman<\/i>, and gave it to <font COLOR=\"#663300\"><b>Chocoholic<\/b><\/font> to peruse.<\/p>\n<p>This morning on the drive to work, she tells me that &#8220;the girl who plays Violet Baudelaire in &#8220;Lemony Snicket&#8217;s&#8221; is 25 years old. There&#8217;s a story and some pictures in the magazine.&#8221; Interesting. She did a fine job playing a 12-year-old girl. But I couldn&#8217;t recall the article from when I flipped quickly through it myself. Then I remembered why. Mistaken Identity!<\/p>\n<p>The article is actually about <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ia.imdb.com\/media\/imdb\/01\/I\/61\/17\/38m.jpg\" width=\"100\" height=\"140\" alt=\"Christina Ricci\"> <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000207\/\">Christina Ricci<\/a>. You may remember Christina; she played Wednesday Addams in <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0101272\/\">The Addams Family<\/a> (1991). (Born 12 February 1980 in Santa Monica, California, USA)<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0115161\/\">Emily Browning<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ia.imdb.com\/media\/imdb\/01\/I\/01\/81\/88m.jpg\" width=\"98\" height=\"140\" alt=\"Emily Browning\">, who plays Violet Baudelaire in <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0339291\/\">Lemony Snicket&#8217;s A Series of Unfortunate Events<\/a> (2004), is only 16. (Born 7 December 1988 in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.)<\/p>\n<p><i>**Okay, so I collect a LOT of things: magazines, books, videos, CDs, bits of old string!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I collect magazines**, especially the first issues of new magazines. You know, the &#8220;Volume One, Number One&#8221; that has a big &#8220;Premiere Issue&#8221; plastered on the cover. I picked up a new one yesterday: Vitals Woman, and gave it to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2005-03\/627-mistaken-identity\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}