{"id":626,"date":"2005-03-11T10:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-11T10:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=626"},"modified":"2005-03-11T10:37:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-11T10:37:00","slug":"cough-hack-not-again-dammit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2005-03\/626-cough-hack-not-again-dammit","title":{"rendered":"*cough* *hack* NOT AGAIN!! DAMMIT!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/xooz2\/155972.html\">sick again<\/a>. My eyes feel like two piss holes in the snow. All I&#8217;ve had to eat in the last 48 hours is a half-dozen crackers with peanut butter (Wednesday lunch), a small bowl of cabbage soup with crackers (Thursday lunch), and a tuna sandwich (Thursday dinner), along with copious amounts of ginger ale and tea. I hate being sick. I think I&#8217;ll live. That might be worse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sick again. My eyes feel like two piss holes in the snow. All I&#8217;ve had to eat in the last 48 hours is a half-dozen crackers with peanut butter (Wednesday lunch), a small bowl of cabbage soup with crackers &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2005-03\/626-cough-hack-not-again-dammit\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}