{"id":619,"date":"2005-02-14T12:32:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-14T12:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=619"},"modified":"2005-02-14T12:32:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-14T12:32:00","slug":"happy-vd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2005-02\/619-happy-vd","title":{"rendered":"Happy VD!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Here are some <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.crazyhoroscopes.com\/horoscopes.php\">Crazy Horoscope<\/a>s for today&#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>&#151; For me:<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Cancer<\/b> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crazyhoroscopes.com\/images\/zodiac\/cancer-tiny.gif\" alt=\"cancer\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" border=\"0\"> Jam a peanut up your nostril and sneeze at your desired love. They will give you a banana and say, &#8220;Use that to clean your armpits&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><i>&#151; For  <font COLOR=\"#663300\"><b>Chocoholic<\/b><\/font>:<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Scorpio<\/b> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crazyhoroscopes.com\/images\/zodiac\/scorpio-tiny.gif\" alt=\"scorpio\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" border=\"0\"> Keep a squid in your refridgerator to ward off any naughty pixies who may decide to steal your prize chocolate turnip, which you have kept as a valentines gift.<\/p>\n<p><i>&#151; For <a href=\"http:\/\/tammy2tall.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">tammy2tall<\/a>:<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Aquarius<\/b> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.crazyhoroscopes.com\/images\/zodiac\/aquarius-tiny.gif\" alt=\"aquarius\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" border=\"0\"> You have been very naughty! Smash some eggs on your bedroom wall while shouting, &#8220;I promise never to remove my spleen in public again, in order to attract a mate.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some Crazy Horoscopes for today&#8230; &#151; For me: Cancer Jam a peanut up your nostril and sneeze at your desired love. They will give you a banana and say, &#8220;Use that to clean your armpits&#8221; &#151; For Chocoholic: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2005-02\/619-happy-vd\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=619"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}