{"id":579,"date":"2004-11-02T01:35:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-02T01:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/?p=579"},"modified":"2004-11-02T01:35:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-02T01:35:00","slug":"ooooo-ollie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/badinage.com\/journal\/2004-11\/579-ooooo-ollie","title":{"rendered":"Ooooo, Ollie!"},"content":{"rendered":"

from primalx<\/a>, because it’s one thirty in the morning and I’m awake and vaguely bored…<\/p>\n

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  1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME:<\/b> (Name of first pet \/ Street you live on): Hidey Smith<\/li>\n
  2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:<\/b> (Name of your favorite snack food \/ Grandfather’s first name): Ice Cream Louis, or maybe Watermelon Joseph<\/li>\n
  3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME:<\/b> (First word you see on your left \/ Favorite restaurant): Sony Cities<\/li>\n
  4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS:<\/b> (Favorite Spice \/ Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Cajun Cuba<\/li>\n
  5. SOCIALITE ALIAS:<\/b> (Silliest Childhood Nickname \/ Town Where You First Partied): Pinky Belleville<\/li>\n
  6. “FLY Boy\/Girl” ALIAS (a la J. Lo):<\/b> (First Initial \/ First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): M. Jo<\/li>\n
  7. ICON ALIAS:<\/b> (Something Sweet Within Sight \/ Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): Peanut Butter Cup Tea<\/li>\n
  8. DETECTIVE ALIAS:<\/b> (Favorite Baby Animal \/ Where You Went to High School): Leopard Belleville<\/li>\n
  9. BARFLY ALIAS:<\/b> (Last Snack Food You Ate \/ Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Peanut Butter Cup Shandy<\/li>\n
  10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS:<\/b> (Middle Name \/ Street Where You First Lived): Stephen Smith<\/li>\n
  11. ROCK STAR ALIAS:<\/b> (Favorite Candy \/ Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Necco Wafers Morissette<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Is it just me, or do some of these not make sense?<\/p>\n

    BTW, “Ooooo, Ollie!<\/a>” is what Chocoholic<\/b><\/font> always sings as the lyrics to the theme song from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. It’s SUPPOSED to be “Whoooooo are you?”!!! I keep meaning to direct her to the Archives of Misheard Lyrics<\/a> web site. (Turns out she’s not alone!)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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